foxy-is-my-waifu:

5 Nights at Freddy’s looks scary

foxy-is-my-waifu:

5 Nights at Freddy’s looks scary

(via sexuallyfrustratedshark)

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via ohhstephlala)

underutilizedromanticresource:

timelordparadise:

empathydisorder:

10knotes:

bored marines

they’re freedom worms

it’s really heartening to know that even big tough marine dudes do the sleeping bag thing

i like how in the first GIF he just kind rolls and plops off his bed, and then other people join him in the thing

(Source: liebg0tt, via edwards-fullmetal-heart)

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…


 dude I think this guy is one of my neighbors (or one of my old neighbors)

angel-with-a-flower-crown:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

dude I think this guy is one of my neighbors (or one of my old neighbors)

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via kkageyama)

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

oh my god

(via ladyshotacon)

saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

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